Purple - Everything In Australia Can Kill Me But Rent Is Trying The Hardest Tee
Purple - Everything In Australia Can Kill Me But Rent Is Trying The Hardest Tee
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Because in Australia, it's not the snakes or spiders you need to worry about — it's the rent notice.
This bold tee captures the quintessential Aussie experience: surviving the world's deadliest wildlife only to be taken out by the cost of living. Wear your financial trauma with pride.
- Unisex crew neck tee
- Premium soft-touch fabric
- Bold graphic print with iconic Aussie humour
- True-to-size fit
Perfect for anyone who's ever opened a rent invoice and felt personally attacked.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) with shoulder tape for shape retention
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
