Purple - Everything Here Can Kill Me But Rent Will Get Me First Tee

Because in Australia, it's not the snakes or spiders you need to worry about — it's the rent notice.

This bold tee captures the quintessential Aussie experience: surviving the world's deadliest wildlife only to be taken out by the cost of living. Wear your financial trauma with pride.

• Unisex crew neck tee
• Premium soft-touch fabric
• Bold graphic print with iconic Aussie humour
• True-to-size fit

Perfect for anyone who's ever opened a rent invoice and felt personally attacked.

Product features

- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — 180 g/m² for year-round comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) with shoulder tape for shape retention

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC